Insomnia: The Muse

Where ideas go to sleep, but not really.

Our Services

We offer:

• Unrelenting mental fatigue
• Endless loops of useless thoughts
• A 100% chance of writer's block
• And a side of existential dread

Our rates start at $50/minute. Discounts available for long-term contracts.

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