Insomnia: Because Sleep is for the Weak

Insomnia is a condition where you're stuck in a never-ending loop of wakefulness, like a hamster on a wheel, but instead of a wheel, it's your mind.

Imagine being awake for weeks, months, or even years. No, really, imagine it. You'd be a human highlighter, leaving a trail of caffeine-fueled productivity wherever you go.

The Symptoms:

• Excessive daytime wakefulness (duh)
• Difficulty falling asleep at night (because, why would you want to sleep when you're on a roll?)
• Restless behavior (like trying to reorganize your sock drawer for the fifth time)

Don't worry, there are treatments. Like, there are always treatments. But for now, let's just say it's a lifestyle choice.

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