Insomnia Institute: Where Sleep is Optional

Welcome to the Insomnia Institute

Where the concept of sleep is a distant memory, and the pursuit of wakefulness is a way of life

Our research team is dedicated to finding new ways to stay awake, and we're always looking for volunteers to test our latest products

So, if you're feeling tired of sleep, you're in the right place

We're not doctors, but we're working on it

• Insomnia Crisis Center: For when you just can't sleep
• Pill Popping 101: Because sleep is for amateurs
• Energy Drink Recipes: For the truly awake