Level 2 Procedures

Procedure 2.1: Filing a Complaint Against the Incompetent Janitor

Step 1: Identify the Janitor in question and their egregious incompetence. Continue to Subprocedure 2.1.1

Step 2: Gather evidence of the Janitor's incompetence, including but not limited to:

• Failure to clean the bathroom
• Inability to refill the coffee machine
• Repeatedly asking for "just five more minutes"

Note: Failure to follow these steps may result in disciplinary action.

Procedure 2.2: Operating the Coffee Machine

Step 1: Locate the coffee machine in the break room. Continue to Subprocedure 2.2.1

Step 2: Turn the machine on. Continue to Subprocedure 2.2.2

Note: Failure to follow these steps may result in a caffeine withdrawal headache.