In a shocking turn of events, Inspector General Bob Johnson has uncovered a web of deceit involving the city's most prized gouda.
It appears that the mayor, in a brazen attempt to boost the city's dairy-based economy, has been secretly hoarding the city's finest cheddar for personal use.
As a result, citizens have taken to the streets, demanding justice and an end to the 'Cheese-Gate' scandal.
Inspector Johnson, ever the hero, has vowed to leave no stone unturned and no wheel of gouda unexamined.