Inspect-a-Tron 3000

Welcome, Inspectors!

You have arrived at Inspection Bay, where the most discerning inspectors come to ensure that all batteries are properly calibrated.

Our state-of-the-art facilities feature:

A battery calibration lab with precision-crafted, Swiss-made calibrating widgets!
A team of expert inspectors, trained in the art of battery calibration, with a minimum of 5+ years of experience!
A complimentary snack bar serving only the finest, imported, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, nut-free, battery-themed snack options!

Inspect-a-Tron 3000: because battery calibration is not just a job, it's an art.

Calibrate your batteries with us today, and discover the joy of a well-tuned device!

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