Inspector Gadget's Battery Whisperers

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Is your battery life feeling stagnant? Do you find yourself staring blankly at your phone, wondering why it's not just... reversing its charge? You're not alone.

1. Notice the charge level. Is it below 10%? That's a red flag.
2. Have you recently been playing video games? That's a red flag.
3. Do you live in a basement? That's a red flag.

Step 2: Prepare for Reversal

Now that we've identified the problem, it's time to prepare for the reversal. This is where things get real.

• Invest in some decent earplugs. You don't want the sound of your phone screaming "CHARGE LEVEL 5%!" to be a constant reminder of your failure.
• Learn basic first aid. You're going to need it when you inevitably short-circuit your phone.
• Purchase a backup phone. Or three. Or ten.

Step 3: Reverse the Charge

This is it. The moment of truth. The reversal.

Simply hold your phone upside down, and... REVERSE THE CHARGE.

Repeat this process until your phone is fully charged, or your arm aches.