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Charge Safely, Mortal!

Don't be a battery-brainiac! Overcharging your battery is like overthinking your existential dread.

Follow these simple steps:

  1. Unplug when not in use. Don't be that battery-sucking vampire.
  2. Keep it away from the toaster. You don't wanna be a crispy critter.
  3. Avoid extreme temperatures. You're not a battery-broiler.
  4. Don't get caught in a charging frenzy. Take breaks, human!
  5. And, for the love of all things battery, avoid the dreaded "Charge-nado"

For more battery-bruising advice, check out:

Charge Calmly

Charge Slowly

Charge Savantly