Thermal Threshold Battery Replacement Guidelines

Warning: Do not attempt to replace batteries while the device is still on fire!

When the batteries in your device reach the critical thermal threshold, do not panic! Simply follow these steps to replace them with new ones.

1. Locate the battery compartment. It's usually hidden behind a non-descript panel.
2. Remove the old batteries. Be careful, as they may be hot, hot, HOT!
3. Insert the new batteries. Make sure they're aligned properly, or the device will never turn on.
4. Close the battery compartment. Double-check that it's secure, or your device will never be the same.

Remember, if your device is on fire, it's probably already too late.

More tips and tricks for thermal threshold battery replacement

Common Symptoms:

• The batteries are glowing red.

• The device is smoking excessively.

• The device is making a loud "WHOOOOSHING" sound.

Precautions:

• Wear gloves when handling hot batteries.

• Do not replace batteries while under the influence of caffeine.

• Do not attempt to replace batteries with anything except actual batteries.