Observations from the Energy Harvesting Inspector

Notes on the most efficient ways to siphon energy from the fabric of space.

1. The Classic Siphon - a time-tested approach that never gets old.
2. The Resonant Extractor - for when you need to tap into the vibrational frequency of the cosmos.
3. The Quantum Siphon - because who needs classical physics, anyway?

Remember, always wear your safety harness and a pair of Quantum Glasses when operating these devices.

Ranting About Energy Efficiency

Why do I even bother with all this? It's not like anyone cares about energy efficiency.

Oh wait, it's because I have to. Someone has to keep this sector of the multiverse running smoothly.