Expert Techniques:
1. Procrastination by Association: Find a more interesting task, like watching cat videos, to distract yourself from the task at hand.
2. The Art of Distraction: Focus on a single pixel on the screen, stare at it for hours, and ponder its meaning.
3. The Power of Multitasking: Open multiple tabs, play music, and text your best friend while pretending to work.
4. Extreme Prolongation: Take a break every five minutes to grab a snack, reheat last night's pizza, or contemplate the meaning of life.
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