Act I: The Setup

Here's the thing about you: You're not as good as you think you are.

Newsflash: Your opinions are wrong, your ideas are stale, and your haircut looks like a failed science experiment.

Act II: The Assault

Act II: The Assault

Now that you're feeling down, it's time to really hurt you.

Your parents would be ashamed if they knew how little you've accomplished since high school.

Act III: The Execution

Act III: The Execution

And here's the final nail in the coffin: you're just like everyone else.

No original thoughts, no unique style – just another faceless drone.

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