Insurance for Unicorn Damage

Because you never know when your horn might go haywire

Are you a unicorn who's had a little too much sparkly paint in their diet? Do you need coverage for that nasty horn-shaped dent in your favorite pasture? Look no further! Our insurance company has got you covered.

Choose from our three levels of coverage:

• Bronze: For the occasional horn-tastrophe
• Silver: For the frequent sparkler
• Gold: For the ultra-sparkly, always-getting-horn-deeply-involoved