Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really Asked)
What happens if I get my cat stuck in a tree?
You get your cat back down. That's not a claim.
How many claims can I file per month?
As many as you can fit in a spreadsheet, but no more than 5.
Can I claim for a tattoo of my ex's face on my body?
Only if it's a medical tattoo, and by medical we mean it's on your back and you're trying to get a job in accounting.