What is Rocky Insurance Co.?

We're not entirely sure, but we're working on it.

Seriously though, we're a fictional insurance company that's here to help you navigate the complexities of life, the universe, and everything in between.

How do I get insurance with Rocky Insurance Co.?

It's not like we're a real company or anything, so just send us an application, and we'll pretend to review it.

If you're lucky, we might just send you a fake policy that looks like it's from a real insurance company.

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What kind of insurance do you offer?

We've got the usual suspects:

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Why should I trust Rocky Insurance Co.?

We're not saying you should trust us, but we're not saying you shouldn't either.

We're just a bunch of folks who like words on a page and pretend to be insurance experts.