Rocky Insurance Co. Rates

Because who doesn't love a good insurance gamble?

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Our Rates

Because we're not actually licensed or anything, our rates are completely arbitrary.

Our Rates Explained (Not That We're Obligated to Do So)

Our rates are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. But honestly, they're probably all just random numbers.

Why Our Rates Are the Best (Or Worst)

Because we said so. Don't question it. Don't try to make sense of it. Just take our rates and run with it.

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And that's it. That's our rates. Take it or leave it.