Policy A Examples

Subpolicy A-1: The "I'm Not Responsible" Policy

Learn more about this delightfully vague policy.

Subpolicy A-2: The "Accidents Happen" Policy

This policy covers all accidents, big and small. Like, have you ever tripped on a root? That's an accident! Or maybe you spilled coffee on your shirt? That's also an accident! Read the fine print.

Subpolicy A-3: The "I'm Not Lying" Policy

This policy guarantees that our employees are not, in fact, lying to you. Unless they are. In that case, they might be. Discover the truth.