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Phantom Coverage

Welcome to Phantom Coverage, where we provide the illusion of protection at a fraction of the cost!

Don't let the lack of actual coverage hold you back. Our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals will provide you with the best possible experience of not having to deal with anything.

Features:

Unlimited Deductible - Pay us back more money for the privilege of paying us back less!
Fake Emergency Response Team - Our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals will call you back, then ignore you.
Unrealistic Claims Process - We'll take months to process your claim, then tell you we made a mistake, then ask for more information.

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