Our Coverage Plan
We offer a comprehensive coverage plan tailored to your needs as an unemployed individual. Our plan includes:
- Unemployment benefits: We'll help you navigate the bureaucratic nightmare of government assistance.
- Food stamp discounts: Because ramen noodles are a staple of the modern diet.
- Free access to the local library: Because who needs internet at home?
- Unlimited access to our state-of-the-art nap-time facilities: Because rest is essential to recovery.
We also offer a special "Get off the couch" rider for an additional fee.
Upgrade to our premium coverage plan!