Insurance for the Uninsurable
Because, let's face it, we've all got a few screws loose. Or several. Or maybe we're just really, really tired all the time.
Don't worry, we've got you covered with our comprehensive Disability Insurance for Lazybones. Benefits include (but not limited to):
- Excessive napping time: 5 hours/day
- Free coffee refills at home
- Right to claim 'I'm not feeling well' as valid reason for not doing chores
- Complimentary Netflix subscription for when you do have energy
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Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)