Disclaimer: Our insurance policies are not actually insurance. They're just fancy contracts with more legalese than a lawyer can shake a stick at. If you're still confused, ask your lawyer.
We're not responsible for anything. If you get hurt, sue someone else. We're good.
Side effects of our insurance policies may include: increased anxiety, decreased financial stability, and an existential crisis.
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