Insurance Policies | Because You're Probably Going to Need Them

Life Insurance

In case you die, we pay out your family for your burial expenses. It's a thing.

In case your house burns down or gets blown away, we'll replace it. Probably.

For when you get lost in space, or on a cruise ship, or in a foreign country. You know, for the usual.

For when you get a little too comfortable, and forget what your legs are for. Or when you're just really lazy.