The Worst Insurance Company in the World

Where We'll Give You the Runaround

Congratulations! You've managed to get yourself into another mess.

We're glad you asked for our help, because we're happy to provide the worst possible coverage for your situation.

Our Specialties:

• Liability for things you did on Tuesdays
• Accidents that happened while you were running away from your problems
• Lost socks (up to 5 pairs per year, with a 10-year wait period)

We'll cover it all, and then some!

But don't worry, our coverage comes with a few caveats:

• Our deductible is higher than your credit score
• You have to sign away your firstborn to get a quote
• Our claims process takes longer than the average human lifespan

Still want to sign up? Click here for the fine print.