Welcome, space-time travelers! Here, you can experience the cosmic crunch of our finest, dimension-hopping burritos.
**Our burritos** are crafted with love, care, and a hint of chrono-dissonance. Try our signature Chrono Burrito Special or our Quantum Entanglement Bites.
Don't forget to order our Interdimensional Guacamole, crafted with the essence of a thousand midichlorians.
**Warning:** Our burritos may cause temporal regret if consumed too close to the space-time continuum.