Q: What's the best way to claim a gateway to another dimension?
Q: What's the best way to claim a prophets favor?
A: Just be really, really good at drawing mustaches.Q: How do I know if my claim is legit?
Q: What's the deal with the whole interdimensional portal insurance policy?
A: It's a long story, but essentially, we'll cover it up to 10,000 dimensions.Q: Can I claim a dimension that's already been claimed by someone else?
Q: What's the best way to deal with interdimensional bureaucracy?
A: Just fill out form 27-B in triplicate, and don't bother us with the details.Q: Can I claim a dimension that's not even a dimension?
Q: What's the best way to find a good interdimensional lawyer?
A: Look for one with a firm that specializes in interdimensional law.