Welcome to the most unreliable service in the multiverse! We'll disassemble your reality and reassemble you into a completely different reality, but don't expect a refund if it doesn't work out.
Our team of highly trained, slightly-competent engineers will:
Prices start at 10 gold stars, but may vary depending on the level of dimensional chaos involved.
Discounts available for customers who bring their own dimensional stabilizing crystals.
Learn more about our discount policy
Don't have a dimensional stabilizing crystal? No problem! You can purchase one from our online store.
"I paid 10 gold stars for a reassembly service and got back a sentient pineapple. Worth it!" - S. P. Jones, Dimension X
"I asked them to reassemble me into a superhero and they ended up turning me into a toad. 2 stars" - B. D. Lee, Dimension Y
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