Galactic Relocation Services

Are you tired of your planetary coordinates getting lost in the vast expanse of the multiverse?

Our expert staff of interdimensional movers will help you:

• Locate your nearest wormhole for a speedy transition
• Coordinate the logistics of your intergalactic move
• Provide a complimentary copy of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for your reading pleasure

Don't let the fabric of space-time get in the way of your dreams!

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