Intergalactic Moving Rates

Get ready for lift-off with our intergalactic moving services! We'll transport your spaceship, alien artifacts, and sentient furniture to any dimension in the multiverse.

Our rates are out of this world:

One-way trips: ∞ dimensions, $10,000
Round-trip tickets: 50,000 dimensions, $20,000
Storage in dimension Xylophia-IV: 5% of total moving cost, plus $1,000 per cubic meter

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