Paradise Lost Realty - Where the lost are found

Welcome to the most exclusive, most secretive, most impossible real estate agency in the multiverse.

We specialize in finding homes for those who have lost their way, their minds, or their last shred of dignity.

Our agents are experts in the art of finding the hidden, the lost, and the forgotten.

Whether you're a time-traveling adventurer, a dimension-hopping refugee, or just a person who's had a really bad day, we've got you covered.

Our properties are carefully curated to match your unique needs and tastes, no matter how strange or bizarre.

Check out our listings:

• Lost and Found
• Abandoned Time Traveler Villas
• Interdimensional Mansion of Doom

Disclaimer: Our properties may not be suitable for everyone, especially those with a strong moral compass or a taste for sanity.

Side effects of living in our properties may include:

• Unpredictable dimension-hopping
• Random time loops
• Unreliable reality anchors
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

But hey, at least the views are great!