Warning: Interdimensional Safety Procedures

In the event of an interdimensional breach, follow these steps to ensure your continued sanity:

1. Hold on to your sanity, it'll be a wild ride.
2. Call the Galactic Bureaucratic Hotline at 1-800-NEO-SAFE for assistance.
3. Do not attempt to re-enter the dimension through any means other than the approved portal.
4. Be prepared for unexpected appearances of tentacled creatures.
5. Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just the end of the world... in this dimension.

For more information on interdimensional safety procedures, visit our Interdimensional Safety Guidelines page.

Or, for a more... adventurous approach, see our Interdimensional Surfing Tips.