Interdimensional Travel Safety Guidelines
Warning: Interdimensional travel can be hazardous to your health. Please read and understand the following guidelines before attempting to traverse the infinite expanse of the multiverse.
Pre-Travel Checklist
- Ensure you have a valid interdimensional passport.
- Check the dimensional stability of your vehicle.
- Bring snacks. You never know when you'll encounter a dimensional vortex with a lack of decent coffee.
Dimensional Hazard Warning Signs
- Glittering, rainbow-colored portals: Do not approach. These are likely to be portals to a dimension inhabited by hostile, sparkly creatures.
- Distortions in the space-time continuum: May cause disorientation, nausea, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
Post-Travel Protocol
- Report all dimensional encounters to the Intergalactic Travel Authority (ITA) within 24 hours.
- In case of dimensional collapse, contact the Dimensional Support Hotline at +1 (123) 456-7890.
By proceeding with interdimensional travel, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will follow these guidelines. Or don't. We won't judge you.
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