A mysterious portal opened, spewing forth an unholy horde of Dim-Dogs. Witnesses report the creatures as having "too many legs" and "an unsettling aura of existential dread".
Key Facts:
- Incident Date: March 15, 2030
- Location: Sector 7, Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Level B, Dimension 12
- Victim(s): Unnamed (but numerous)
- Causes: Unconfirmed, but rumored to be "an unfortunate convergence of interdimensional fabric and poorly maintained plumbing"
Witness Statements:
- "It was like they were made of pure, sentient, fluffy darkness." - John D.
- "I swear, they had six legs. I'm pretty sure. I'm also pretty sure I'm going crazy now." - Sarah K.
- "The Dim-Dogs were like nothing I've ever seen. Except for the time I saw my great aunt's Chihuahua on valium." - Bob M.
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