What is the Fraggle Bloop?
The Fraggle Bloop is a creature from the Intergalactic Fractal Vortex, a realm where reality is distorted by infinite reflections of itself. It's said to have a body made of swirling colors and patterns, like a cross between a M.C. Escher print and a sugar high.
When encountered, the Fraggle Bloop tends to emit a high-pitched whine that can shatter glass, melt cheese, and cause spontaneous combustion in 3 out of 5 humans.
Fear not, for the Fraggle Bloop is a creature of peace. It only attacks when provoked, and even then, it's just for fun.
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