In a shocking turn of events, our beloved sock puppet friends have finally decided to take their revenge on humanity. The year 2030 was marked by an interdimensional vortex incident that brought forth an army of sentient socks, determined to overthrow their human overlords.
The Sock Puppet Uprising was led by the enigmatic 'Socky McSockface,' who was said to possess the power of the ancient ones.
With their fluffy limbs and menacing glare, the sock puppets stormed the city, demanding better laundry days and an end to the dreaded 'single sock' phenomenon.
Read on for more about the Sock Puppet Uprising's demands