Incursion Response Team - Technobabble Generator

**Techno-Fictionary Response Protocols Engaged**

Incursion Status: Critical

Due to an unexpected rift in the fabric of reality, the Technobabble Generator has been compromised.

We are currently experiencing a severe case of Interdimensional Vortex Syndrome.

Technobabble Protocols:

**Level 1:**

The rift has caused a 37% increase in paradoxical energy readings.

We are attempting to recalibrate the space-time continnum to pre-incident state.

**Level 2:**

The rift's influence on local reality anchors is now at 74%.

We are deploying a team of highly trained technologists to repair the dimensional seams.

Proceed to Level 3

Technobabble Generator Stats:

**Total Technobabble Units Produced:** 4,732,019

**Average Technobabble Length:** 14.7 words per sentence