Welcome to the Interdimensional Burrito Cartel

Where the tortillas are as infinite as the multiverse, and the cheese is as sharp as a well-placed insult.

We have burritos that defy the laws of physics, burritos that defy the laws of sanity, and burritos that defy the laws of basic human decency.

Our menu includes:

• Chrono Burritos: A burrito that exists at every point in time, simultaneously.
• Quantum Burritos: A burrito that exists in multiple states at once, because you can never know for sure.
• Paradoxical Burritos: A burrito that eats itself, because that's just what it does.

Don't try to wrap your head around it, just order already!