Interest-Only Loans: Because Your Future Self-Respect is Overrated

Get ready to sink your finances into a sea of debt, with our interest-only loan options! We're not saying we're predatory, we're just... enthusiastic.

*Interest rates may vary, but our enthusiasm never does.*

Choose from our selection of loans, each one a unique blend of financial ruin and mild disappointment:

• Low Interest Illusion - Our loan with a 0.01% interest rate that will definitely be raised in 6 months.
• Standard Issue Loan - Because who needs a standard loan, anyway?
• Variable Interest Vagary - Our loan where interest rates will change daily, like the weather, but less predictable.
• Teaser Loan - We'll give you a good rate for a hot second, then raise it, then raise it again, and again, and again.

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