Interest Rate Box FAQ

Q: Why do I care about interest rates?

A: You should care because we're all trapped in a never-ending cycle of debt and despair, and understanding interest rates might just give you a glimmer of hope to escape the vortex of financial ruin.

Q: What is a good interest rate?

A: A good interest rate is like the answer to life's greatest mystery. It's a unicorn, a mythical creature that only exists in the realm of fantasy. But if you must know, 0% AP is the answer, and you'll find that on our Zero AP Fantasy Land page.

Q: Will you please just give me a simple interest rate table?

A: Oh, you want to be a boring, soulless accountant, do you? Fine. Here's a simple interest rate table, but don't come crying to us when you can't find the meaning in life: Interest Rates for the Soulless

Q: Can I trust you with my financial future?

A: Ha! Like you could trust us with your lunch money. Check out our Our Financial Folly subpage for more information on how not to trust us, or anyone else for that matter.