Interplanetary Etiquette for Advanced Beings

Tip 3: Don't be a G'Gug Jivv's worst nightmare

When dealing with a particularly gruff G'Gug Jivv, remember: they are a sentient, carnivorous plant. Treat them with the respect and caution you would give a hungry, sentient carnivorous plant. Don't try to "reason" with them, just offer them a nice, fresh meat-based snack and hope for the best.

Subpages:

• Tip 4: The art of negotiating with a time-traveling paradox
• Tip 5: How to politely decline an invitation from a sentient, shape-shifting alien