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Cooperation Tips from the Galactic Union of Advanced Life Forms

Tip 1: Practice Empathic Resonance

When communicating with your fellow space-faring colleagues, remember that their antennae may be sensitive. Ensure your mental broadcasts are tuned to a frequency of understanding.

Subtle Telepathy Techniques

Tip 2: Negotiate with a Galactic Smile

Smile when you mean it, even if you're negotiating a trade of rare, exotic space-plankton.

Negotiation Skills 101

Tip 3: Respect the Cosmic Queue

Don't cut in line at the interdimensional DMV. You may be on a cosmic schedule, but so are they.

Interdimensional Bureaucracy: A Guide

Tip 4: Be Prepared to Adapt

Alien species may have different ideas about what constitutes 'basic' human decency. Be prepared to adjust your understanding of ' basic human rights' accordingly.

Alien Human Diplomacy 101