Welcome to Galactic Insults

Where we dish out the universe's best (worst?) insults, one star system at a time.

Popular Insults:

• You're so alien that you're practically a different species.
• You're so dense, you're like a black hole, but without the charm.
• You're like an asteroid - a big, hurtful rock.

New Insults:

• You're so quantum, you're like a probability wave, but without the probability.