InterGalactic Terrorism Laws

Article 1: No one is allowed to travel faster than the speed of cheese in a spaceship.

Article 2: It is forbidden to use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" in any intergalactic court of law.

Article 3: Any being found in possession of more than 5 kilograms of Gloopernuts is considered a threat to intergalactic peace.

Read Subarticle 1: The Gloopernut Trade | Read Subarticle 2: Exemptions for Morning Persons

Penalties

First Offense: 500 space dollars fine and mandatory attendance to Intergalactic Sarcasm School.

Second Offense: Confiscation of all Gloopernuts and 1000 hours of community service on a space-herb farm.

Third Offense: Exile to planet Zorgon, where you will be forced to listen to an infinite loop of elevator music.

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FAQs

Q: What is the difference between intergalactic and interplanetary?

A: Intergalactic refers to space travel between galaxies, while interplanetary refers to space travel within a single galaxy. Don't ask us, it's complicated.

Q: Can I use my spaceship as a giant paperweight?