Are you ready for intergalactic taco bagel extraction mastery?
Step 1: Choose your extraction site wisely. Look for planets with optimal gravity waves to minimize crumb dispersal.
Learn more about planetary gravity waves.
Step 2: Select the perfect taco-bagel ratio. A 3:1 ratio of bagel to taco is key to maximum flavor.
Unlock the ancient taco-bagel formulas.
Step 3: Employ advanced crumb containment techniques. You don't want those extruded bits getting lost in space.
Discover the art of crumb control.
Join the Galactic Taco Bagel Extraction League (GTBEL) today and become a master of the cosmic breakfast arts!