Today's forecast:
Mars Sunset - 300° F of fiery red hotness
Venus Rainstorm - 100% chance of acidic showers
Mercury High-Pressure - 100% chance of blistering heat
TOMORROW'S FORECAST:
Earth Hail - 100% chance of hail the size of space rocks
Neptune Storm - 100% chance of electro-magnetic pulses
Uranus Gusts - 100% chance of gusty winds from the planet's infamous iced coffee