Chapter 1: The Cosmic First Date
When approaching an intergalactic date, remember to arrive on time, dressed in your finest planetary attire. Avoid wearing anything with a hood, as it may be mistaken for a cloaking device.
- Don't try to haggle over the price of intergalactic travel; it's not a market.
- When asked to share a drink, politely decline and offer a packet of freeze-dried space rations instead.
- Avoid discussing the merits of your home planet's tax system; it's a deal-breaker.