Welcome to IGTSD, where time is relative, but our apologies are always absolute.
We're sorry, but your journey will take approximately 47 Earth years to arrive.
Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not ask about our competitors, the Quantum Prophets.
For the most up-to-date delay information, visit our Quantum Flop page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Binary Bistro for a taste of the cosmos in a cup.