Intermediate Shifting Theories

A Collection of Half-Baked Ideas

Warning: the following content is highly experimental and may cause spontaneous combustion or existential dread. Proceed with caution.

1. Quantum Fluctuation Ontology - a theory that attempts to explain why your socks keep disappearing in the wash.

2. Paradoxical Plate Tectonics - a study of tectonic plates that refuse to follow the rules.

3. Chaos Theory 101 - because the butterfly effect is just a myth perpetuated by librarians.

4. Relativity of Sandwiches - because time is relative, and lunch is not.