Interminable Regulatory Tape Recipes

Because who needs actual cooking when you have bureaucracy?

Here's a recipe for the perfect bureaucratic dish:

Regulatory Tape Fritters

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Red Tape
• 1/2 cup of Inefficiency
• 1/4 cup of Excessive Paperwork
• 1/4 cup of Unnecessary Meetings

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.
2. Stir until the mixture is smooth and bureaucratic.
3. Serve in a 9x13 inch dish, garnished with a side of forms.
4. Enjoy the flavor of delayed action and frustrated progress!

For a variation, try adding:

• A dash of pointless committee meetings.
• A pinch of redundant reporting.

And for an extra kick:

• Add a sprinkle of "We're on it!" when you know you're not.

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