Loop the Loop: A Recipe for Interminable Regulatory Red Tape

Ingredients:

1 cup of Byzantine Bureaucracy

2 cups of Red Tape Filling

1/4 teaspoon of Regulatory Jargon

1/4 teaspoon of Interminable Delay

1/2 cup of Frustration

1/2 cup of Desperation

Instructions:

Preheat your office printer to maximum capacity.

Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.

Stir counterclockwise for precisely 17 hours.

Add 1/4 cup of more Frustration, then 1/2 cup of Desperation.

Mix until smooth, then fold in 1 cup of Byzantine Bureaucracy.

Sprinkle with Regulatory Jargon and a pinch of Interminable Delay.

Cooking Time:

Approximately 2-10 years or until desired consistency is achieved.

Serving Suggestions:

Serve with a side of Form 27-B, Section 5, Subsection A.

Enjoy with a glass of cold water and a healthy dose of existential dread.