Interminable Regulatory Red Tape Recipes

Recipe 1: Bureaucratic Crisp

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Form 27-F
• 1/2 cup of Regulatory Compliance Binder
• 1/4 cup of Bureaucratic Jargon
• A pinch of Red Tape

Instructions:

1. Fill out Form 27-F in triplicate.
2. Attach a cover letter explaining why you're not attached.
3. Wait 6-12 months for response.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

Serves: 1 frustrated applicant

Prep Time: Interminable (varies)